Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Beginning

I never thought that I would start a blog, let alone one that will entail my budding business adventures and its inevitable pitfalls, wardrobe malfunctions and anything else short of Tara Reid-esque embarrassing moments.
Why would anybody want to document things that are sure to be humiliating and bottom -of -the- barrel humbling? Because it's funny.  Second, we all need to learn from each others mistakes and be held accountable.  Accountable to whom?  Timothy Geithner.  No really, think about it.  Secretary Geithner is all about helping our flailing US economy and lowering our outrageous debt ceiling, so the least we could all do as decent US citizens, is show our support to a man who is willing to be called Secretary in a politically correct era where he should be addressed as Office Assistant.  Or Chief Nincompoop. 
Since I have mentioned politics, I would like to now disclose that I don't want to turn this blog into a political/religious debate where people say hateful things.  That's what Facebook is for. 
I don't think it's necessary to disclose my own personal political preference, so I'll give you a few hints:
I am a male, Mormon, Polynesian Utahn that has grown up on the east bench of the Wasatch Front.  You have 5 guesses and the first three aren't Democrat.
Being a male, Mormon, Polynesian Utahn has also played havoc with my being punctual.  Punctuality is my family's 4-letter word.  Growing up, my father was famous for saying, "You're going to be late to your own funeral." He's more than likely correct, because I have contracted with Hostess to line the inside of my coffin with sponge cake and it's to be sealed with Twinkie-filling.  I hope I die in the winter, because the summer heat in Utah could make a real mess for the pallbearers.  
With all of the political and religious feelings out of the way, lets go back to my initial reason for starting this blog: money.  Wait, lets try that again.  The initial reason for starting this blog is: lotsa lotsa money. 
(Who gave me this keyboard that won't type lies?  They are going to pay!)  But seriously.  My first business venture in the Salt Lake valley is: K Solstice Property Maintenance, LLC. 

DISCLOSURE: For your mental health, I write in a very non-coherent, random and off the topic style.  For your safety, we don't recommend reading this blog while operating heavy machinery, but we do recommend taking a Dramamine.  Maybe even two.